wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
I will be this mom
Sacking Rome: A Magazine for Vandals, issue one
paul ryan is so fucking awful ew ew ew
From The Silent Valley by Yang Yongliang
Broken Mirror / Evening Sky , 2012
Detail of a babysitter. This week’s print release on ZEROFRIENDS. Stay tuned for more info, ya muffin people.
in which Totoro boops Mana Ashida on the head.
Japanese child actress Mana was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
OMG HE’S TOTORO
NEVER NOT REBLOG GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO